10.7.12

I am very much a moving target—you never stand in the same river twice, and all that…

Lubage tutvustada! Meie sidebari uus poiss!


järgneb kokkuvõte cv-st ja pisuke intervjuu:

I tend to reject labels. For instance, it would be difficult for me to tell someone with a straight face that I am a “Dominant”, though you certainly know from reading a few pages here that my tastes and experiences with women run very much in that vein. I am a married man in my late 30’s living on the East Coast of the USA. I own my own company, but have had several careers before arriving here. My experience, background and education run from literature to arts to music to cooking to finance, with a few interesting twists and turns.
Many people contact me, so I am not always as fast with responses as I wished I could be, and I don’t have the bandwidth to sustain long conversations with everyone. If you write me and I do not respond in a week, please write me again. I do not consider that rude at all; I’m the one who has been rude to not respond. On the other hand, if you happen to get demanding with my time (it does happen) I’ll probably gently remind you of how things are. You also do not need to use Sir or Master or anything when addressing me. I’m actually a pretty humble person in most respects, so just approach me as a friend. Few women have called me that in my life, and I think of it as a special thing, so please don’t throw it around too casually.

 Risto kämmal hoidmas püksirihma pärast hevi meali

I hate to admit this, but I have a pretty narrow range of what I find physically attractive, and, for me, there must be that physical spark. Pretty is important. To me, there is no such thing as a woman who has a “great body but ugly face”, as many guys say. Much of a woman’s appeal is in the bone structure of her face—eyes, cheeks, lips, etc. Not to be arrogant, but I’ve had some beautiful women in my life, and it takes a lot to catch my eye… figure 7/10… and if you don’t catch my eye, you don’t catch my interest. Eyes. Big, pretty eyes. I’m generally drawn to dark eyes… think those mysterious Bedouin eyes… you know what I mean. On the other hand, blue, green, hazel… all have their place. Expressive eyes. Figure, body and build are crucial for me. As I said, I’m shallow in some ways (all men are, but I can admit it)… I know myself—slender and athletic definitely gets my attention. While I can respect the beauty of voluptuousness, I have never responded to it viscerally. Short or tall doesn’t matter, but fantastic figure does. Healthy is important. Rail-thin runway model clothes hanger is not appealing to me. I’m going to want to do very little other than feed you. (And no, not in the fetishistic sense lol.) As far as age goes, I think I would find it easier to make a connection like this with a younger girl, but a certain amount of maturity is also needed.

Where or on what is the best place you've had sex? (not necessarily the wildest/kinkiest)

On top of a gorgeous submissive. :P

at what age do you stop seeing a girl as young?

Hi Anon. I’m betting I know who you are… I think I’ll call you “M”… Ok? And if I’m right, 20 is the answer. There is no way I could possibly be interested in a girl a day after her 20th birthday. :P
For everyone else… and on the off chance I’m wrong about “M”, the answer is it depends. Though there is great appeal in the Lolita and corruption of innocence themes, there is also tremendous appeal in an older, more sophisticated woman. My personal tastes are pretty complex and varied. Basically, there’s no easy answer to this question.

where's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?

Is it wrong that no place I’ve had sex seems weird? I guess the most wrong was in that church, but not during the service… when it was empty and we did it just in front of the altar.
There’ve been a number of other interesting places, but that is the one that makes me go “wtf?” when I think of it after all these years.

On a scale of 1-10, how awesome would you say you were?

Depends on the day of the week. Sometimes, a negative number lol.
Honestly, I’m very aware of my limitations. I know that there are a handful of things I do very, very well, and maybe 1 or 2 things I do on a world class level. Beyond that, I know humility is key… and, by the way, every time I’ve forgotten that lesson, the Universe has been very quick to teach it again… usually in unpleasant ways.
However, when I’m standing over you, pinning you to the bed by the throat… looking you in the eyes and explaining how the next few hours of your life are going to be… at that exact instant in time, I’d rate my awesomeness a 20 on your scale. XD

Why are you so sexy! Every time I look at your blog I end up wet and touching myself then aching for more.

Good girl.

I made a comment about you being tumblr's most eligible dom. since no response, i guess you didn't get it. or you did. lol. in any instance, the ladies love you.

Thank you. I didn’t want to post it because I didn’t want to seem arrogant. And why are you also Anon? Am I that scary that 80% of the people who send me things have to be Anon? I don’t bite! (Actually I do, and I also pinch, slap, smack, spank, whip, beat, flog, cane, pull, drag, strangle, and… well… you get the idea…)

are u interested in roleplaying rape scenes?

If by roleplaying you mean online, no. In real life… Mmmmm… Yes. And the best part is always the look in her eyes when she realizes we are not actually “playing” anymore.

What's one thing you're curious about that you haven't tried in a sexual relationship?

Interesting question. I don’t think of it like that… I’ve been with very submissive women… most of what I’ve wanted to do, I’ve done. I’ve wanted—they obeyed. So it’s not about the unknown… it’s more about finding the perfect submissive… it would be about that person and that relationship… a long-term 24/7 relationship is something I have not really sustained, so I’m curious about that I guess.
Most of the other things that I might be curious about, I’m not sure could be done without harming the girl. I’ll leave those to your imagination. I’ll push a girl to her limits and a little beyond her comfort zone, but I won’t do anything that I think could permanently damage her physically or psychologically… my “curious” list is pretty much guaranteed to do some damage, so it’s actually an “in fantasy only” list.

what are you currently reading?

I have two books in progress: Lolita (for obvious reasons) and Ulysses (not my first time). Not getting a chance to read as much lately as I wished.

Are you still married?

yes

why won't you post your penis? seriously, NEED to see it

Need? Does someone need to learn the difference between a need and a want? I’m very good at teaching girls lessons like that, you know?

Preference on pubic hair?

My preference varies, but a good girl knows she should ask. Not joking here, but part of a girl’s responsibility is knowing how to present herself to her Master—grooming, dress, hair, makeup, etc. Don’t make the mistake of thinking you are going on a “normal” date… there certainly are expectations of you in something like this.

Would you have sex with a girl on her period?

Sure. Even better if she’s a little uncomfortable with it. ;)

what is your opinion on pooping on a lady?

I love the way you ask that. Lol. That’s one of my very, very few hard limits. Wouldn’t go there, even if a girl really wanted it.

what is your favorite toy to use on a woman?

Me. :)

do you speak French?

Yes.

Are you ever afraid that someone might call the cops on you for domestic violence?

Haha. I’ve had two semi-close calls, which weren’t actually that close. Hotel staff showed up to check that everyone was ok once. The second was I had a girl pinned against the wall of a building by the throat. A police officer walked by and was like “what the fuck?” I told him everything was ok and took my hand off the girl’s throat, at which point she hungrily reached out and grabbed my wrist and shoved my hand back around her throat. He seemed to understand at that point and just smiled and walked off.
It’s always a risk, yes, but not a huge concern. There are some legal issues in some parts of the world, but if everyone is consenting you’re usually just fine.

What's your favorite implement for a spanking?

Depends on the kind of spanking and the reason for the spanking. I’m partial to both bare hand, belt and riding crop, depending.

How tall are you?


5’10”

What month is your birthday on?

I’m a Scorpio

jne. jne. jne

kahjuks ei leia ma momendil küsimust pillimänguoskuse kohta, millele härrasmees vastas, et ta mängib kõiki instrumente meisterlikult, mõnd maailmatasemel...

TERE TULEMAST, RISTO!

PRESSITEADE (pikk tekst, tõstan olulisima esile!)

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In March, Universal Pictures and Focus Features announced the acquisition 
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7.7.12

Lugemispäevik 2.3

Jätkan lugemist.


3. peatüki alguses keksib Bella patside lehvides tööle, ütleb kõikidele tänaval tere, keerutab lauldes ümber laternaposti ja teeb möödaminnes liiklusmiilits onu Stjopale kallikalli.

Bella jõuab kontorisse ja ei suuda lolli irvet oma näolt pühkida. Aro Volturi mõõdab Bellat ülevalt alla: „Küll sa aga särad!” Bellale selline märkus ei meeldi, veab nina viltu. See jälle ei meeldi Aro Volturile.

Bella lükkab raali sumisema ja sööb parajasti võileiba kui tuleb e-kiri Edwardilt: Ma loodan et on hea võileib. Igatsen. Edward Cullen, CEO, Cullen Enterprises Holdings Inc.

Bella pühib leivapuru suunurgast ja vastab: On hea, muna ja kiluga. Oi kus ma sind armastan! Aga nüüd tõmba lont põrisema ja lase mul tööd teha. Isabella Swan, Aro Volturi assistent.

Edward ei saa lonti korralikult põrisema ja kirjutab: Söö mitu võileiba. Sul on rammu vaja, et mind anuda. Edward Cullen, CEO, Cullen Enterprises Holdings Inc.

Bella kirjutab vastu: Mine perse! Isabella Swan, Aro Volturi assistent.



Peale lõunat on Bellal igav ja kirjutab Edwardile: Tsau, mis teed.
Edward vastu: Aro Volturi loeb su e-kirju!

Bella vaatab närviliselt üle õla: võeh!
Aga kust Edward seda teab?



Minutipealt tööpäeva lõppedes on kaame punasilmne Aro Volturi Bella laua juures. „Üle tee on üks hea odav pivnaja, Sangata Solgipang, viin daamed dringile“ ja Aro Volturi suudleb klotserit. Enda oma. Bellal on hea meel et teised daamid ka on kutsutud ja lubab minna.

Bella saadab peldikust Edwardile Sangata Solgipange koordinaadid, lükkab tuka tatiga üle pea ja läheb pivnajasse.

Tänaval astub äkki elektriposti tagant Bella ette leekivpunase juukselaka ja vilavate silmadega ilus kalbe naine. Bella astub sammu paremale, naine ka. Bella astub sammu vasakule, naine ka.
„Mis Teil vaja on, astuge tee pealt eest,“ ütleb Bella imelikule naisele.
 „Mul ei ole midagi vaja ... ma tahtsin sind ainult ... katsuda“ ütleb naine ja sirutab käe Bella poole. Bella pistab röökides jooksu.


Sangata Solgipanges istub Aro Volturi kaaskonnaga ja viipab Bellat nähes familiaarselt õllepudeliga. Bella istub baarileti äärde ja Aro Volturi tuleb ja istub Bellale hästi lähedale, peaaegu sülle. „Bella, sa oled väga andekas ja sobid Volterrasse.“

Edasi uurib Aro Volturi kus Bella elab, nihkub veel lähemale ja küsib kas Bellal on nädalavahetuseks plaanid tehtud.
„Äää ...“ ütleb Bella ja tunneb äkitsi kogu kerega, et Edward on Solgipanges.

Edward tuleb ja lajatab korralikud breežnevid Bella kummalegi põsele: ahoi, musukene! Aga ise vahib vihaselt Aro Volturit.
Bella rõõmustab.
Aro Volturi vahib ülbelt „Ühinege meiega?“
Aga Edward Cullen ei ühine Volturidega ja sikutab Bella minema.

Vahepeal ma olen unustanud rõhutada et Edward on väga ilus mees, väga. Ja väga seksikas.



Edward küsib: kas sa tahad anuda sinu või minu pool ja suudleb Bella käekesi, tõstes daami kätt, kuigi peaks langetama pea.
Otsustatakse minna Bella poole anuma.
Bella näksib õrritavalt oma alahuult.

Taylor-non-lautner roolib limu Bella poole ja Edward ütleb, et kui Aro Volturi peaks Bellale veel ühe lähenemiskatse tegema siis ta on OUT. Kust out küsib Bella, lööd maha? Aga Edward ei löö vaid hoopis on ostnud ära Volterra Kirjastuse AS.



Bella vajub näost ära. „Miks?“ küsib ta õudusega.
„Seks!“ ütleb Edward. „Mul on vaja sul silm peal hoida.“
„Sa lubasid et sa ei sekku mu karjääri!“ hakkab Bella hüsteeriliselt karjuma.
„No ega ma ju ei sekkugi“ pilgutab Edward silmi. „Oled nüüd pahane vä?“
„Väga!“ karjub Bella.


Auto on Bella maja juurde jõudnud ja Bella tormab toa poole. Edward ütleb Taylor-non-lautnerile et see ootaks ja tormab Bellale järele.
„Siis nüüd oled sina mu boss?“ kisab Bella ja vehib rusikatega.
„Noh, tehniliselt võttes olen ma su bossi bossi boss...“
„Seega olen ma täiesti ebaprofessionaalselt [tsenseeritud] oma bossi bossi bossi!“
„Praegu sa parasjagu sõimad oma bossi bossi bossi!“
„Sõiman jah sest ta on selline täikrae“ ütleb Bella.

„Täikrae??“ tõstab Edward kulmud kõrgele ja naeratab hambad laiali ja Bella ei saa ka muudmoodi kui hakkab lõpuks kihistama.



„Lase mind nüüd tuppa,“ ütleb Edward lõpuks. Bella näksib natuke pahaselt huult aga teeb siis ukse lahti. Edward viipab Taylor-non-lautnerile: võid minema sõita.

Bella vaatab Edwardi imeilusat molli kui Edward Bella toas nagu kõrvahark ringi patseerib ja Bella viha sulab nagu kevadine lumi! Edward vahib Bellat, silm punnis.

„Ee ... viina?“ küsib Bella häbelikult.
„Ei, tänan sind, Isabella“ ütleb Edward viisakalt ja tema silmad tumenevad.
Bella läheb närvi.

Edward, karnaalse iha kuum kehastus, tuleb põlvi nõksutades lähemale ja küsib madalal häälel: „A mis sa nüüd teha tahaks? Sest mina näiteks tean hästi mis mina teha tahaks!“



„Ee... süüa tahad miskit?“ küsib Bella.
Ok, noogutab Edward, sind! Ja veab hambad seksikaks naeratuseks.
Bella antarktikapiirkond läheb üleni soojaks.
Edward ajab silmad veel rohkem pungi. Edward kiirgab kuuma. Kuuma iha! Urrrr!

Bella jalad lähevad nõrgaks ja ta räntsab kumeda matsuga põrandale.
„Oled söönd täna midagi,“ küsib Edward Bellat murelikult üles aidates, „ikka tuleb süüa igapäev!“
„Mul pole toidunälga“ upitab Bella ennast põlvili.
„Mis nälg sul siis on?“
„Ma arvan et sa tead küll...“
„Luba ma suudlen sind,“ kähistab Edward.
„Olgu, luban“ hingeldab Bella.
„Kuhu võib suudelda“ kähistab Edward.
„Igalepoole!!!“
„Ei, pead täpsustama ja anuma, et pärast tüli poleks!“

„Palun!“ vingub Bella.
„Mis palun?“ küsib Edward.
„Palun katsu mind!“
„A kustkohast, musike?“



Edward tuleb lähemale ja Bella püüab temast kinni krabada aga Edward on kiire ja krapsab sammu tagasi: nekaa! Bella astub sammu ligemale ja Edward jälle sammu tagasi: „Ot, Bella, ära nüüd jama...“
„Krt toome vildika ja teeme ringid ümber kust siis tohib katsuda ja kust mitte!“ läheb Bella kurjaks.
Hea mõte, aga Edwardile meenub, et Bella pole söönud.

Bella külmakapis on purk hallitanud hapukurke, munakoored ja pahaks läinud kabanoss. Sügavkülmas on poolik pudel valget viina. Pliidil on pann praekatrulitega, aga kartulite vahel elab parv halle tundmatuid tõuke.
Poodi!



Lähevadki Maximasse. Edward pole enne toidupoes käinud, vantsib kuulekalt korv käes Bella seljataga ja vahib põlgusega ümberringi.
Bella laob korvi õllesid täis ja võtab kaks pakki kuivatatud kaheksajalgu, purgi Tilli-Trullat, paki petti ja kass Matrjoškini pildiga üllatusmuna.

Edward tassib kilekoti Bella korterisse tagasi ja korgib kummalegi õlled.

Ajavad juttu, kuidas Bella tahaks Edwardit paremini tunda aga Edward on jõle priva persoon ja üldse kui keegi tunneb Edwardit lähedalt on see Bella jne. jne. jne. Aga kuna meil juba veri vemmeldab siis jätame selle osa vahele.



Bella serveerib kuivatatud kaheksajalgu ja nühib seda tehes ennast justkui kogemata koguaeg vastu Edwardit. Edward erutub ja kähistab: „Kui sa ei lõpeta, siis ma [tsenseeritud] sind siin köögipõrandal!“
Bella pilgutab Edwardile kavalalt silma: „Sa pead enne anuma!“

Edward tuleb Bella juurde, ja käsib madalal häälel kaheksajalad külmkappi panna. Bella paneb ja küsib: „Noh, hakkad anuma?“ Aga Edward raputab pead: nevva!

Seisavad ja vahivad üksteist, õgivad silmadega. Siis äkki rabab Edward Bella kintsust kinni ja Bella asib Edwardi juuksemoppi ja lükkavad keeled üksteisele kurku. Edward rammib Bella vastu külmakappi ja viinapudel koputab vaikselt vastu kapiust.



„Mida?“ hingeldab Edward.
„Sind!“ hingeldab Bella.
„Kus?“ hingeldab Edward.
„Sängis!“ hingeldab Bella.

Edward tõmbab Bella püksivärvlist kinni, upitab ta omale õlale ja kappab kiirelt magamistuppa. Paneb Bella põrandale, tule põlema ja läheb tõmbab küürutades kähku kardinad ette.

„Noh?“ hingeldab Edward.
„Armurõõmu!“ hingeldab Bella.
„Kuda?“ hingeldab Edward.

Bella punastab ja hakkab pidurdama. Edward käib peale. „Olgu, siis ee ... noh, ee ... võta mul trussikud ära!“ ütleb Bella lõpuks erutunult. Edward kiidab, et mõistlik otsus, kükitab ja kisub Bella teksad ja trussikud rebadele. Bella astub pükstest välja. Siis on tarkus otsas.



„Seda et ... noh, nüüd, teadküll...“ ütleb Bella sosinal.
„Vot ei tea kui sa ei ütle.“
„No tead küll, noh, keelega noh, sealt.“
Aga Edward mängib lolli.
Bella näitab ja paneb näpu oma [tsenseeritud]. Edward suskab keele [tsenseeritud] ja teeb lopa-lopa-lopa. Bella karjub mõnust: „oota Edward!“
„Mida ma ootan!“ karjub Edward vastu.
„Jaga magusat armurõõmu!“
„Tra ma ju jagangi parasjagu!“
„Ei!“ karjub Bella „Ma tahan et sa paneks oma [tsenseeritud] mu [tsenseeritud]!“
„Kindel vä?“ küsib Edward.
„Pliis pliis!“ anub Bella.

Edward tõuseb püsti, mokad [tsenseeritud] libedad ja seisab käed puusas.
Bella läheb närvi, mis siis nüüüüüd?
„Noh, mina näiteks olen veel täies riides“ ütleb Edward piredalt.
Bella tahab kohe Edwardi särgi rinnaesisest kinni rabada aga Edward kiunatab ja astub tagasi.



Aa, püksid, saab Bella aru, põlvitab Edwardi ette ja kisub värisevate kätega Edwardi püksid rebadele.
Ja kus alles kargab hiiglaslik ereliukas püksist välja!
Bella pigistab ereliukast sedasi nagu ta kunagi Endli blogist õppis.

Siis ajab Bella lõuad hästi laiali ja lükkab [tsenseeritud] omale suhu ja lutsutab. Edward ägab mõnust ja hingab vilinal läbi hammaste, võtab Bella peast kinni ja tõmbab. Bella lutsutab ägedamalt.
„Oot...“ pressib Edward läbi hammaste, „oota, aitab, aitab!“
Aga Bella ei oota ja mõtleb, anu nüüd, Edward Cullen, anu!
„Krt, ma ei taha sulle suhu [tsenseeritud]!“ ägab Edward.


Bella matsutab korra veel ja Edward kummardab, rabab Bella õlgadest ja viskab ta voodile. Siis kisub oma särgi ära, küünitab püksitaskust kantossi, rullib peale ja kummardub Bella kohale.
„Pliis!“ ähib Bella, „torka sisse!“
„Arvad?“ küsib Edward.
„Arvan!“

Edward lükkab põlvega Bella kintsud laiali ja [tsenseeritud] hästi [tsenseeritud] aeglaselt [tsenseeritud]. Siis tõmbab [tsenseeritud] aeglaselt [tsenseeritud] ja siis [tsenseeritud] [tsenseeritud] jälle aeglaselt [tsenseeritud]. „Kiiremini!“ anub Bella ja ossapüss kus Edward nüüd [tsenseeritud] [tsenseeritud] [tsenseeritud], rammib [tsenseeritud] ja [tsenseeritud] ! Enam pole kaua [tsenseeritud] [tsenseeritud] kui [tsenseeritud] veel kaks [tsenseeritud]!! „Give it to me, baby!“ röögib Edward ja Bella annab niiet [tsenseeritud] tolmab! Edward kohe järgi, Bella nime röökides: „Bella, oh [tsenseeritud], Bella!“ ja kukub Bellale peale.