There’s lovemaking so passionless it barely warrants a 12A certificate, accompanied by the world’s weediest pop music.
The film-makers’ coyness about sex is strangely at odds with the grisliness of the caesarian section, which might well put an impressionable 11-year-old girl off ever giving birth.
Poor old Edward is clearly as much in the dark as the audience. At one point, he goes on a search engine to look up ‘demon children’. The mystery is why he didn’t go to it a bit earlier and look up ‘birth control’.
Director Bill Condon has made classy films in the past, but he has never shown much sense of humour or feeling for pace or action.
His attitude towards the Twilight Saga is reverential. There is none of the intentional comedy that enlivened the previous Twilight movie. The only laughs in this are from the po-faced dialogue, potty plotting and wooden performances.
STFU! There was a bit too much butt crack, I think! That was one thing I know they cut out. They didn't cut the shot or whatever, they just cut the crack out! They just painted over it! It just looks like one solid cheek! You're allowed to show cheek! You can't show crack!
Anyone not obsessed with hair, make-up and lingerie may find the half-hour wedding sequence a near-death experience.
ReplyDeleteThere’s lovemaking so passionless it barely warrants a 12A certificate, accompanied by the world’s weediest pop music.
ReplyDeleteThe film-makers’ coyness about sex is strangely at odds with the grisliness of the caesarian section, which might well put an impressionable 11-year-old girl off ever giving birth.
Poor old Edward is clearly as much in the dark as the audience. At one point, he goes on a search engine to look up ‘demon children’. The mystery is why he didn’t go to it a bit earlier and look up ‘birth control’.
ReplyDeleteThe climax depends on the notion that a grown-up werewolf can ‘imprint’ upon a baby at birth and make that offspring forever tied sexually to him.
ReplyDeleteYes, a werewolf can fall in love with a baby, and vice versa!
The idea is deeply creepy, bordering on paedophile.
Director Bill Condon has made classy films in the past, but he has never shown much sense of humour or feeling for pace or action.
ReplyDeleteHis attitude towards the Twilight Saga is reverential. There is none of the intentional comedy that enlivened the previous Twilight movie. The only laughs in this are from the po-faced dialogue, potty plotting and wooden performances.
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ReplyDeleteSTFU! There was a bit too much butt crack, I think! That was one thing I know they cut out. They didn't cut the shot or whatever, they just cut the crack out! They just painted over it! It just looks like one solid cheek! You're allowed to show cheek! You can't show crack!
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