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Dress Code
Strictly Enforced



We ask that you remember that this is a cocktail event. Cocktail attire is required. We make sure our parties are top-notch events, and we require that all attendees dress the part. Should your attire not fit within our dress code, we will regretfully ask that you return later in the evening in the proper attire. 



Gentlemen: Gentlemen, historically, New Year's Eve is the night of all nights for the ladies to dress their best. Don't look any less sizzling that your date! This is a night to go all out, especially with your threads. Though no black tie is required, it is a cocktail event. Tailored denim is acceptable, however it must be paired with a blazer or tailored jacket. No distressed denim, please.




Men’s clothing that will not be accepted:
  • Any tattoo-inspired brands (Affliction, Ed Hardy, Von Dutch, etc)
     
  • Bare arms will not be admitted, so no tank tops and t-shirts. If you’re going to wear either of the two, rock it with a blazer and pair of tailored denim or slacks. 
  • Any shorts - cargo, basketball or any gym shorts included.
  • Baseball caps, flat billed caps, fitted caps.
  • Flip flops or sandals. You don’t want to have a stiletto heel pierce a toe, anyway.
     

Ladies: Ladies, this is the perfect opportunity to shine in glitter, sequins and anything that sparkles.  Celebrate the new year by breaking out a sassy little dress, your highest heels and come to party! We will have photographers on site, so make sure you are looking your best for the red carpet. Denim will only be accepted if tailored and paired with a cocktail appropriate blazer or jacket. When in doubt, the LBD (Little Black Dress) is a never-fail option.



Women’s clothing that will not be accepted:
  • Gym clothes including, but not limited to: gym leggings, jeggings, gym shoes, sweat pants and sweat shirts.
  • Distressed or casual denim.
  • Any flip flops, sneakers or casual sandals.
  • Norts (Nike shorts) paired with oversized T-shirts
  • Tank tops, tube tops or any type of shorts.
  • Bump-its paired with a various shade of Cheetos spray-tan
     

2 comments:

  1. Anonymous22.12.13

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  2. Anonymous22.12.13

    I’ve given better looks of longing to the dessert tray at restaurants and seen more believable eye sex between a hobo and a bottle of hooch.

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