Kiri

Hello Pahbiir,

This is a follow up email to my voicemail from earlier this evening for which I wish to apologise.

Falsetto is not my natural singing voice.

I altered the words slightly to Katy Perry’s song although, as Bahbiir probably told you, I did, in fact, kiss a boy.  I did not, however, like it particularly.  As you well know it is not the first time that I have kissed a boy (all for the craft, Pahbiir).  I must say that Taylor has quite soft lips but I still much prefer snogging with Slugger.

It was a long evening.  I wish to blame the fact that I may have been suffering delayed jet lag from the Water For Elephants international press junket – having launched straight from that into filming Cosmopolis - plus eating incredibly high levels of protein and minimal carbohydrates.  But let’s face it, in reality I was completely shit faced.

I don’t know what the big deal is about me swearing?  We all know that I learnt the craft from you - but I guess when you let free in the living room it isn’t posted instantly on YouTube.

I would also like to point out that mixing vodka with beer is not such a good idea and never (and I mean NEVER) throw vodka around unless you are completely clothed.

Love,

Rob