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sul on luba kõik Jacobid asendada Edmundiga!

INT. CHARLIE’S TRAILER -CIRCUS GROUNDS - TWILIGHT  (oh swooooooooooooooon)

A mirrored medicine cabinet closes revealing the reflection
of JACOB JANKOWSKI - 23 years old, handsome, full of energy.

JACOB (V.O.): After six years of dissections, castrations, foalings and shoving my arm up a cow’s ass more times than I cared to remember, I was finally going to graduate Cornell in Veterinary Science. I was summa cum laude...ha,ha and the oldest male virgin on campus.

Jacob walks away from the Bank Rep, pulling off his tie and tossing it. He is crying - the reality finally hitting him.

Using foot, knee, chin, elbow and fingernails, he scrapes his way inside the stock car and lies panting...

Blackie holds Jacob out on the edge of the open stock car, as trees slam against the train almost cutting Jacob’s face.


Jacob and another Young Man, WADE, with their shirts off, are shovelling tons of horse manure.

Jacob struggles to shovel LLAMA manure out of the menagerie. He checks his hands - they are blistered and bleeding.


Jacob shovels YAK manure more easily having taped his blistered hands.

Camera angles behind BARBARA - a topless woman on stage alone in front of rows of ogling men - as she maneuvers her breasts in circles flipping the tassels attached to them.. Jacob is paralyzed by the sight of a naked woman.

Jacob shovels ZEBRA manure, no longer affected by the scent.


Approaching the shimmering Marlena, Jacob looks like he’s been shovelling shit all day.

Rex turns and chomps his huge jaw down on Jacob’s arm. JACOB SCREAMS. Jacob slams the cage shut and checks to see if he has an arm.

Kinko reads comic book porn inside a book of Aristotle’s Poetics.

JACOB (CONT'D): You’re a beauty, huh. Skin’s a little dry, you oughta take care of that. First thing you notice about a woman’s age is her skin.

JACOB (CONT'D): Are you flirting with me young lady? I usually like to make the first move...I like to get to know a girl first...take her out. Meet her folks... Of course, aggressive women can be a nice change...

JACOB: I’m not dressed for champagne.

AUGUST (CONT'D): Come on Jacob! It’s customary to sing for your supper!
Jacob joins in to perform with August. August breaks away to dance with Marlena as Jacob sings. They
begin to slow dance, very intimately.

Marlena takes his hands but when Jacob presses closely against her and places his hand against her bare back, he almost swoons.

Blurry-eyed, Jacob staggers back but the others refuse to let him leave. In fact, he is picked up bodily, raised above their heads and transported to Silver Star’s empty stall as Barbara and Nell disrobe him.

JACOB (O.S.) Where are my clothes? I’m not wearing anything underneath this---
(Then:) OH MY GOD...SOMEBODY SHAVED MY...

When Jacob scratches his shaven balls...

They kiss

They sink to the ground

He is smiling like a man who has spent the night having great sex.


BARBARA AND ALL THE GIRLS THROW HALF A DOZEN PIES INTO HIS FACE AND BODY.

Suddenly they hear: Rosie peeing.

JACOB AND AUGUST FIGHT: savagely pounding each other’s faces, crashing against broken plates and spilled gravy, banging their heads viciously against the ground, rolling over each other as they alternately share domination...

Jacob is losing consciousness.

Marlena drinks like a pro.

MARLENA:  Jacob...I’m going to have a baby.

WITH A SINGLE BLOW TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD, JACOB IS THROWN INTO BLACKNESS.

WALTER: I don’t know. Your pupils are two different sizes.

TWELVE HORSES AND A GIRAFFE WITH A SPIDER MONKEY ON IT’S NECK...

A BENGAL TIGER FORCES ITSELF BETWEEN A WOMAN’S LEGS, SWEEPING HER TO THE GROUND...

Jacob unleashes a rage and a strength we have yet to see in him, as he beats August without mercy...

Rosie lifts the stake as if it weighs nothing and brings it down onto August, splitting his head in one clean move.

Two monkeys inspecting August’s dead body.

Jacob swallows and nods speechless, smiles and manages to drool.

JACOB: Thank you, Ma’am.

peab ütlema, et skript järgi tundub väga ilus film. aga on muidugi ka animal crueltyt nii et ma ei tea, kas sa suudad seda vaadata. ausaltöelda, elevandi peksmist ei taha isegi vaadata. ka edmundi nimel mitte.