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Igavuse peletamiseks tuleb praegu Twailaidi fan fiction.
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Autorid: Loominguline kollektiiv koondnimetusega Feisty Y. Beden
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Prologue:
And it came to pass in those days, that there went out a decree from Caesar Caius, that all the world should be taxed. And all went to be taxed, every one into his own city. And Charlie also went up from Forks, out of the city of Forks, into Forks, unto the city of Meyer, which is also called Forks (because he was of the house and lineage of Meyer). To be taxed with Renee his espoused wife, being great with child. And so it was, that, while they were there, the days were accomplished that she should be delivered. And she brought forth her firstborn daughter, and wrapped her in a swaddling hoodie, and laid her in a platter of mushroom ravioli; because there was no room for them in the inn. And there were in the same country vampires playing baseball in the field, keeping watch over their coven by night, but not on the land of the La Push reservation, as per the pertinent clause in the treaty with the Tribal Elders of the Quileutes. And, lo, the Narrator of the Meyer came upon them, and the glory of the Meyer shone round about them: and they were sore afraid. And the Narrator said unto them, Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great snack, which shall be to one of thine own vampires. For unto you is born this day in the city of Forks a MarySue, which is Bella the Swan. And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling hoodie, lying in a platter of mushroom ravioli.
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