oh, dats ok then (TM Semiotic)

after me nd eddy finished doing u kno wut, we put are cloths on nd walked back to our hose.

emit nd his gf Kristin wer on da porch talkin' bout football cu emit is manly lyke dat. nd i sed "Hi, kristin, u look viry sedactive 2day" nd she sed "lol thanks"

i was bisecksual so it was ok nd den jaspar ran oot of da hose nd tackled eddy nd scremed "OMG EDWART Y DID U SLEPT WIF ARE MOM? I THOT U LUVED ME ND LIZZIE"
lizzie wuz edwart nd jaspar's gf, dey were all 2gether cuz de are all alos biseckual nd lizzie was ok wiff dat.

"CUZ SHES SECKIII" he sed nd i blushed really red except not cuz im a vamp But den lauren dat blakk vampir cam nd saw jaspar on eddy nd got a huge bone "OMG LAUREN GO AWAY!' scremed kristin nd Lauren ran away to masticate 2 da thots of my two secksii sons doing it,
nd den Carl came outside! nd i was sooooo happy 2 c him cuz i luv him nd he sed "KENDALL, Y WOULD YOU FORNICATE WIF EDWART! I THOT U LUVED ME"
nd edward sed "dunt yell at her! she sayed ur name da hole tyme!"

end carl sed "oh, dats ok then"

nd everything was better,,,

UNTIL JAMS SHOWED UP!