9.4.11
Vampiiri päevikud: Tunne oma vaenlast
Vampiiripäevikute värskes osas:
Enter Elena pärisema Isobel, kes näeb välja täpselt nagu Heidy Purga. kriipi...
Isobel sammub kohe joonelt tädi Jenna juurde ja ütleb: "Mhmmm, yeah, bitch, sina oled siis mu mehe girlfriend?"
Jenna VIHASTAB ja lahkub uste paukudes. Kõik teised on närvis ja Onu John saab Alaricu käest vastu hambaid.
Katherine on oma hauast välja tulnud ja elab vendade Vampiiride juures.
Elena ajab oma vampiirist ema majast välja, mispeale vampiiriema läheb ja võtab klaasikese punast veini vampiir Pavlovaga.
HELDEKE! JA KUIDAS MA VÕISIN UNUSTADA LIBAHUNDI NIME?! SEE ON TAYLOR! NAGU KÕIGIL LIBAHUNTIDEL!
Samal ajal vampiir Damon, nõia-Bonnie ja vend Jeremy otsivad paika, kus nõidu põletati. Paik osutub majaks, täpsemalt uhkeks koloniaalstiilis häärberiks. Ise ma muidugi oleks pakkunud, et see toimus kusagil põllul või metsas, a no mis mina tean...
Katharina tuustib Damoni sahtlites ja otsib kuukivi. VARASTAB RAHA ja leiab kuukivi.... ülla-ülla.... seebialuselt. How dumb is Damon?
ENTER Ürgvampiir Klaus mustas tolmumantlis.
Klaus pigistab Alaricu pead, Isobel hammustab Onu Johni ja Katharina võtab Elenal kleidi seljast.
ok, nüüd ma olen segaduses: Elena lebab Isobeli auto tagaistmel ja Ürgmees Klaus pigistab Katharinat peast. Ma mõtlesin, et nad on sõbrad!
däämn! CORRECTION! Mustas tolmumantlis mees polegi Klaus. Kui ta just endast kolmandas isikus ei räägi. Ei imestaks.
Ema Isobel pani end nüüd oma tütre Elena silmeall põlema.
Vampiir Caroline armastab inim-Matti. Romantiline minut. Matt on all like emo: "oh ära puuduta mind, ma olen nii sensitive" ja Caroline on, et "ma teen mida iganes, mu arm."
Toimub väike kinnisvaratehing: 160-aastased Damon ja Stephen kingivad oma iidse, perekonnale kuulunud lossi Elenale. Hello Liis Haavel!
Kuna vampiirid saavad majja siseneda ainult siis, kui omanik neid kutsub, siis peaks nüüd Klausi suhtes hea safe olema.
Vahepeal tõuseb Onu John surnuist.
Matt räägib Carolinei emale, et Caroline on vampiir. Carolinei ema on linnakese šeriff. Kõik nutavad.
Mulle meeldib see, kui suurtes kogustes teismelised selles sarjas viskit kummutavad.
OHOOOOOO!
ENTER KLAUS! Klaus, kes on endale nagu jope selga tõmmanud Alaricu keha. Mäletad seda Men in Blacki, kus oli Edgar-suit? Mhm-mhm...
Diabolical!
On see juba su uus lemmiksaade?
Enter Elena pärisema Isobel, kes näeb välja täpselt nagu Heidy Purga. kriipi...
Isobel sammub kohe joonelt tädi Jenna juurde ja ütleb: "Mhmmm, yeah, bitch, sina oled siis mu mehe girlfriend?"
Jenna VIHASTAB ja lahkub uste paukudes. Kõik teised on närvis ja Onu John saab Alaricu käest vastu hambaid.
Katherine on oma hauast välja tulnud ja elab vendade Vampiiride juures.
Elena ajab oma vampiirist ema majast välja, mispeale vampiiriema läheb ja võtab klaasikese punast veini vampiir Pavlovaga.
HELDEKE! JA KUIDAS MA VÕISIN UNUSTADA LIBAHUNDI NIME?! SEE ON TAYLOR! NAGU KÕIGIL LIBAHUNTIDEL!
Samal ajal vampiir Damon, nõia-Bonnie ja vend Jeremy otsivad paika, kus nõidu põletati. Paik osutub majaks, täpsemalt uhkeks koloniaalstiilis häärberiks. Ise ma muidugi oleks pakkunud, et see toimus kusagil põllul või metsas, a no mis mina tean...
Katharina tuustib Damoni sahtlites ja otsib kuukivi. VARASTAB RAHA ja leiab kuukivi.... ülla-ülla.... seebialuselt. How dumb is Damon?
ENTER Ürgvampiir Klaus mustas tolmumantlis.
Klaus pigistab Alaricu pead, Isobel hammustab Onu Johni ja Katharina võtab Elenal kleidi seljast.
ok, nüüd ma olen segaduses: Elena lebab Isobeli auto tagaistmel ja Ürgmees Klaus pigistab Katharinat peast. Ma mõtlesin, et nad on sõbrad!
däämn! CORRECTION! Mustas tolmumantlis mees polegi Klaus. Kui ta just endast kolmandas isikus ei räägi. Ei imestaks.
Ema Isobel pani end nüüd oma tütre Elena silmeall põlema.
Vampiir Caroline armastab inim-Matti. Romantiline minut. Matt on all like emo: "oh ära puuduta mind, ma olen nii sensitive" ja Caroline on, et "ma teen mida iganes, mu arm."
Toimub väike kinnisvaratehing: 160-aastased Damon ja Stephen kingivad oma iidse, perekonnale kuulunud lossi Elenale. Hello Liis Haavel!
Kuna vampiirid saavad majja siseneda ainult siis, kui omanik neid kutsub, siis peaks nüüd Klausi suhtes hea safe olema.
Vahepeal tõuseb Onu John surnuist.
Matt räägib Carolinei emale, et Caroline on vampiir. Carolinei ema on linnakese šeriff. Kõik nutavad.
Mulle meeldib see, kui suurtes kogustes teismelised selles sarjas viskit kummutavad.
OHOOOOOO!
ENTER KLAUS! Klaus, kes on endale nagu jope selga tõmmanud Alaricu keha. Mäletad seda Men in Blacki, kus oli Edgar-suit? Mhm-mhm...
Diabolical!
On see juba su uus lemmiksaade?
Vampiiri päevikud: Vampiirid ja ilusad
Hakkan kohe vaatama Vampiiripäevikute uut osa.
Sulle aga, mu õpetatud sõber, sissejuhatus Vambipäevikutesse:
Peategelane on viieline koolitüdruk Elena, kes on üks ühele koopia pahast, litsakast, man-eater vene vampiirist Katharina Pavlovast:
Elenal on väikevend Jeremy, kes on täiesti randon tegelane. Nagu Thorne Forrester:
Elena ja Jeremy vanemad hukkusid hiljuti avariis.Aga! Wait! Selgub, et Elena on lapsendatud. Tema pärisisa on tema kasuisa vend Onu John aka Vampiirikütt. Tema ema on ajalooprofessor Isobel aka Vampiir.
Elena ja Jeremy elavad koos oma (kasu)ema õe Jennaga, kes juhtumisi deidib mehega, kes, enne kui temast sai Vampiirikütt, oli abielus Elena (päris)ema Isobeliga ja kelle nimion Alaric (?):
Elenal on paar sõpra. Bonnie, kes on nõid. Caroline, kes on Vampiir:
Matt, kes on (veel) inimene:
ja üks kutt, kelle nimi mulle praegu ei meenu, kes on Libahunt:
Nüüd jõuame kõige olulisema juurde.
Elenal on kaks meest. Vennad Salvatored (?). Stephen ja Damon. Omal ajal ampsas neid litsakas venelane Katharina, lootuses, et neist saab talle paar lõbusat boy-toyd, aga poisid osutusid pipardeks.
Stephen on nagu Edmund või nagu Ridge:
Ta on hea, inimesi ei tapa, joob loomaverd ja nemad Elenaga armastavad teineteist.Nad on ka juba seksinud. Ei mingeid sinikaid ega liigestest väljas jäsemeid.
Damon oli alguses paha ja tappis inimesi, aga Elena headus parandas ta ja nüüd ta joob verd haiglast varastatud doonorikotikestest. Elena teda "sel moel" ei armasta, kuigi ma ütleks, et vahel ta vaatab ja katsub Damonit õige kahemõtteliselt nii et kutt on üsna segaduses. Damon:
Damon, Stephen ja Caroline kõnnivad päise päeva ajal päikese käes (aga kahjuks ei sädele), sest neil on olemas nõia meisterdatud võlusõrmused:
Võlusõrmused on olemas ka Vampiiriküttidel. Nende sõrmused kaitsevad neid, kui miski üleloomulik üritab neid tappa. Kaitsevad siis sel moel, et nad surevad umbes veerandtunniks, tõusevad siis püsti, klopivad jope puhtaks ja lasevad aga edasi:
Igatahes on nüüd lugu nii, et Maailma Vanim Ürgvampiir Klaus tahaks ka päikese käes kõndida ja soovib purustada iidset needust, mis lubab vampiiridel ja libahuntidel ainult öösiti ringi uidata. Konks on selles, et ka libahundid on huvitatud selle needuse purustamisest, sest kumb enne jõuab see on võidumees ja... ma ei tea, mis siis teistega juhtub. Küllap midagi HIRMSAT, sest kõik rabelevad hirmsasti selle nimel.
Needuse murdmiseks on vaja hirmus palju asju: on vaja toimetada riitus paigas, kus on põletatud palju nõidu, on vaja kuukivi, ühte nõida, ühte libahunti, ühte vampiiri ja surnud Elenat. Ja siin see konks ongi. Ühed tahavad Elena maha lüüa ja teised kaitsevad teda.
Eksole huvitav sari?!
Sulle aga, mu õpetatud sõber, sissejuhatus Vambipäevikutesse:
Peategelane on viieline koolitüdruk Elena, kes on üks ühele koopia pahast, litsakast, man-eater vene vampiirist Katharina Pavlovast:
Elena ja Jeremy vanemad hukkusid hiljuti avariis.Aga! Wait! Selgub, et Elena on lapsendatud. Tema pärisisa on tema kasuisa vend Onu John aka Vampiirikütt. Tema ema on ajalooprofessor Isobel aka Vampiir.
Elena ja Jeremy elavad koos oma (kasu)ema õe Jennaga, kes juhtumisi deidib mehega, kes, enne kui temast sai Vampiirikütt, oli abielus Elena (päris)ema Isobeliga ja kelle nimion Alaric (?):
Elenal on kaks meest. Vennad Salvatored (?). Stephen ja Damon. Omal ajal ampsas neid litsakas venelane Katharina, lootuses, et neist saab talle paar lõbusat boy-toyd, aga poisid osutusid pipardeks.
Stephen on nagu Edmund või nagu Ridge:
Damon oli alguses paha ja tappis inimesi, aga Elena headus parandas ta ja nüüd ta joob verd haiglast varastatud doonorikotikestest. Elena teda "sel moel" ei armasta, kuigi ma ütleks, et vahel ta vaatab ja katsub Damonit õige kahemõtteliselt nii et kutt on üsna segaduses. Damon:
Needuse murdmiseks on vaja hirmus palju asju: on vaja toimetada riitus paigas, kus on põletatud palju nõidu, on vaja kuukivi, ühte nõida, ühte libahunti, ühte vampiiri ja surnud Elenat. Ja siin see konks ongi. Ühed tahavad Elena maha lüüa ja teised kaitsevad teda.
Eksole huvitav sari?!
Celebrities Related to Royalty
Turns out Robert Pattinson's blood runs royal; the "Twilight" star is related to Princes Harry and William. According to research by Ancestry.com, the British actor and the princes share ancestor Vlad the Impaler, who is also thought to be the inspiration for Dracula.
Molli!
Robert Pattinson no surprise, has had it with the paparazzi. He thought he could get rid of them one day by simply stopping his car and letting them take his pic. But not because he was trying to make nice, but rather...
"I thought the best way to deal with it was to stop my car in the middle of the street and say, 'I'm not leaving, and I'm not going to speak to you anymore,' " the Twilight and Water For Elephants star tells Elle. "They got all pissed off because they can't just keep taking the same picture. We were in Venice (California) by the boardwalk, and they kept trying to get all these drug dealers to come up to the car. I was just like, Oh my God, this is insane."
Just like that thousands of masochist Twihards are applying for pap jobs at photo agencies everywhere hoping that RPattz will punch them until they're black, blue and sparkly one day.
Pattinson also admits nothing much embarrasses him these days except—ready for this?—dancing. "Dancing is my Achilles' heel—I don't even try," he said. "It's like, 'Come on, dance!' 'No, I'm not getting up!' I can freestyle by myself with no one watching. I'm a great dancer then."
RPattz also told Elle that he does have a thing for older women, "I was always obsessed with Kate Moss. On my bedroom wall I had a poster of Linda Blair and Kate Moss. I always liked Jane Fonda. Who else? Ellen Burstyn."
geeeee...... giggle....geeeeeee.....
METAGASM!
"I thought the best way to deal with it was to stop my car in the middle of the street and say, 'I'm not leaving, and I'm not going to speak to you anymore,' " the Twilight and Water For Elephants star tells Elle. "They got all pissed off because they can't just keep taking the same picture. We were in Venice (California) by the boardwalk, and they kept trying to get all these drug dealers to come up to the car. I was just like, Oh my God, this is insane."
Just like that thousands of masochist Twihards are applying for pap jobs at photo agencies everywhere hoping that RPattz will punch them until they're black, blue and sparkly one day.
Bahbiir vasakul
(pärast sain tappa ka. jõlle mõnna! soovitan!)
Pattinson also admits nothing much embarrasses him these days except—ready for this?—dancing. "Dancing is my Achilles' heel—I don't even try," he said. "It's like, 'Come on, dance!' 'No, I'm not getting up!' I can freestyle by myself with no one watching. I'm a great dancer then."
RPattz also told Elle that he does have a thing for older women, "I was always obsessed with Kate Moss. On my bedroom wall I had a poster of Linda Blair and Kate Moss. I always liked Jane Fonda. Who else? Ellen Burstyn."
geeeee...... giggle....geeeeeee.....
METAGASM!
8.4.11
Hädapärast käib kah...
Nikki actually approached McDonald, introduced herself, gushed and then awkwardly ran away
Edward Cullen: Just ignore Rosalie. I do.
Edward Cullen: Just ignore Rosalie. I do.
Remember Me Walking Tour - Saturday April 16
This tour combines walking, subway riding and a possible horse drawn carriage ride!
Itinerary
8:15 Meet up at NY Hilton if desired or at Pearl Street Diner (20-30 minutes from Hilton Diner)
9:00 Pearl Street Diner for Breakfast (1 hour)
10:00 10 minute walk to World Trade Center site
10:10 September 11 Memorial (30 min-1 hour)
11:10 20 minutes via subway or bus to Washington Square Park/NYU
11:30 NYU (30 min-1 hour)
12:30 10 minute walk to The Strand
12:40 The Strand - we could all spend forever in there, I think food in here somewhere
1:40 20-30 minutes from The Strand to
10:00 10 minute walk to World Trade Center site
10:10 September 11 Memorial (30 min-1 hour)
11:10 20 minutes via subway or bus to Washington Square Park/NYU
11:30 NYU (30 min-1 hour)
12:30 10 minute walk to The Strand
12:40 The Strand - we could all spend forever in there, I think food in here somewhere
1:40 20-30 minutes from The Strand to
2:00 Alice in Wonderland Statue in Central Park (30 min)
2:30 Wander through Central Park on foot, take a horse-drawn hansom, tired can hop on a bus or cab
3:15 End at The Oak Room Bar at the Plaza which is four blocks from the NY Hilton
6:00 WFE meet-up at NY Hilton
7.4.11
6.4.11
On KLÄSSI!
ahjutule soojus hiilis minust mööda
sulle kõhu peale, ilus, kohe möönan
salamisi tõmbab pimedus meid ööna
võtangi sind nii ma - ühe elu tööna
Tõuseb rind kui soojus teiselt poolt las tuleb
algus see on hea, retk keset ööd ei lõpe
silmades on tuli, tean mismoodi põleb
tegu see on seadus, seadus see on mõte
küünlaleek ei võbise me südamete löögist
vaha aimata ei oska südamete soojust
öö ei ütle meile, mida ta nüüd näeb vist
päevapiiril sõnab, et nüüd päike loojus
Hommikul teeb kiir mis päikeselt on tulnud
tuppa suure ala, silmad kissi vean ma
"armastan sind, naine", kergitad sa kulmu
unisena sulle kui ma seda teatan
(H. Kender)
sulle kõhu peale, ilus, kohe möönan
salamisi tõmbab pimedus meid ööna
võtangi sind nii ma - ühe elu tööna
Tõuseb rind kui soojus teiselt poolt las tuleb
algus see on hea, retk keset ööd ei lõpe
silmades on tuli, tean mismoodi põleb
tegu see on seadus, seadus see on mõte
küünlaleek ei võbise me südamete löögist
vaha aimata ei oska südamete soojust
öö ei ütle meile, mida ta nüüd näeb vist
päevapiiril sõnab, et nüüd päike loojus
Hommikul teeb kiir mis päikeselt on tulnud
tuppa suure ala, silmad kissi vean ma
"armastan sind, naine", kergitad sa kulmu
unisena sulle kui ma seda teatan
(H. Kender)
päevalehe minevik, kadedate kius
Lapsed loevad nagu üks mees.
jah, see mees oleme meie!
jah, see mees oleme meie!
Kui Arno isaga koolimajja jõudis (nagu Kadri uude internaatkooli või Bella Forksi keskkooli), oli Kentuki Lõvi (vampiiripoiss Edward) oma kamraadidega juba platsis. Ja tardunud näoga varatarga ülinaise Bella (Teele) ümber algas kohe sagimine: Imelik, Arno ja Toots – kõik puha vampiirid ja libahundid.
I bet, tiinerid ei tea mis Kadrist käib jutt. Ma ei ütle ka!
I bet, tiinerid ei tea mis Kadrist käib jutt. Ma ei ütle ka!
Vale! Ta on lihtsalt nii paks et ei paindu! Kui, siis kukub suudpidi teisele näkku ja seda nimetatakse filmimaailmas suudluseks. Kes siis fändomit suule suudleb? Ja pealegi, kui ta ennast kallutama hakkab siis ta võib ju ka mööda kukkuda ja oma näo veel rohkem lömmi lüüa :(
Muidugi on mul sellest päevalehe artiklikirjutajast kahju, ma ise ei suutnud küll lugeda Stefaanjet. Ma mõtlen nii nagu loetakse raamatut, tead küll, Somerset Maugham ja Karlsson Katuselt! šeikspiif! Küll aga audiobukki kuulan (ma olen lihtne mees, ma ei saa kirjandusest aru, ei oska hinnata seda. Aitäh! Telekat vaatan küll!) ja seda ka ei saa eriti ilma nägu krimpsutamata kuulata. Nägu krimpsutan ma muidugi õnnest, kui hea on kuulata, kui Illeaana Kaadutš Eedu ilu kirjeldades ise peaaegu nutma hakkab.
5.4.11
NOT FUNNY, BOY!
Interviewer (to Reese): Don’t you think older women are going to love him now?
Rob (joking to Reese): Old ladies like you!
Rob & Reese’s reaction: hilariously laughing
Rob (joking to Reese): Old ladies like you!
Rob & Reese’s reaction: hilariously laughing
Mõned read vandifilmist
sul on luba kõik Jacobid asendada Edmundiga!
INT. CHARLIE’S TRAILER -CIRCUS GROUNDS - TWILIGHT (oh swooooooooooooooon)
A mirrored medicine cabinet closes revealing the reflection
of JACOB JANKOWSKI - 23 years old, handsome, full of energy.
JACOB (V.O.): After six years of dissections, castrations, foalings and shoving my arm up a cow’s ass more times than I cared to remember, I was finally going to graduate Cornell in Veterinary Science. I was summa cum laude...ha,ha and the oldest male virgin on campus.
Jacob walks away from the Bank Rep, pulling off his tie and tossing it. He is crying - the reality finally hitting him.
Using foot, knee, chin, elbow and fingernails, he scrapes his way inside the stock car and lies panting...
Blackie holds Jacob out on the edge of the open stock car, as trees slam against the train almost cutting Jacob’s face.
Jacob and another Young Man, WADE, with their shirts off, are shovelling tons of horse manure.
Jacob struggles to shovel LLAMA manure out of the menagerie. He checks his hands - they are blistered and bleeding.
Jacob shovels YAK manure more easily having taped his blistered hands.
Camera angles behind BARBARA - a topless woman on stage alone in front of rows of ogling men - as she maneuvers her breasts in circles flipping the tassels attached to them.. Jacob is paralyzed by the sight of a naked woman.
Jacob shovels ZEBRA manure, no longer affected by the scent.
Approaching the shimmering Marlena, Jacob looks like he’s been shovelling shit all day.
Rex turns and chomps his huge jaw down on Jacob’s arm. JACOB SCREAMS. Jacob slams the cage shut and checks to see if he has an arm.
Kinko reads comic book porn inside a book of Aristotle’s Poetics.
JACOB (CONT'D): You’re a beauty, huh. Skin’s a little dry, you oughta take care of that. First thing you notice about a woman’s age is her skin.
JACOB (CONT'D): Are you flirting with me young lady? I usually like to make the first move...I like to get to know a girl first...take her out. Meet her folks... Of course, aggressive women can be a nice change...
JACOB: I’m not dressed for champagne.
AUGUST (CONT'D): Come on Jacob! It’s customary to sing for your supper!
Jacob joins in to perform with August. August breaks away to dance with Marlena as Jacob sings. They
begin to slow dance, very intimately.
Marlena takes his hands but when Jacob presses closely against her and places his hand against her bare back, he almost swoons.
Blurry-eyed, Jacob staggers back but the others refuse to let him leave. In fact, he is picked up bodily, raised above their heads and transported to Silver Star’s empty stall as Barbara and Nell disrobe him.
JACOB (O.S.) Where are my clothes? I’m not wearing anything underneath this---
(Then:) OH MY GOD...SOMEBODY SHAVED MY...
When Jacob scratches his shaven balls...
They kiss
They sink to the ground
He is smiling like a man who has spent the night having great sex.
BARBARA AND ALL THE GIRLS THROW HALF A DOZEN PIES INTO HIS FACE AND BODY.
Suddenly they hear: Rosie peeing.
JACOB AND AUGUST FIGHT: savagely pounding each other’s faces, crashing against broken plates and spilled gravy, banging their heads viciously against the ground, rolling over each other as they alternately share domination...
Jacob is losing consciousness.
Marlena drinks like a pro.
MARLENA: Jacob...I’m going to have a baby.
WITH A SINGLE BLOW TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD, JACOB IS THROWN INTO BLACKNESS.
WALTER: I don’t know. Your pupils are two different sizes.
TWELVE HORSES AND A GIRAFFE WITH A SPIDER MONKEY ON IT’S NECK...
A BENGAL TIGER FORCES ITSELF BETWEEN A WOMAN’S LEGS, SWEEPING HER TO THE GROUND...
Jacob unleashes a rage and a strength we have yet to see in him, as he beats August without mercy...
Rosie lifts the stake as if it weighs nothing and brings it down onto August, splitting his head in one clean move.
Two monkeys inspecting August’s dead body.
Jacob swallows and nods speechless, smiles and manages to drool.
peab ütlema, et skript järgi tundub väga ilus film. aga on muidugi ka animal crueltyt nii et ma ei tea, kas sa suudad seda vaadata. ausaltöelda, elevandi peksmist ei taha isegi vaadata. ka edmundi nimel mitte.
INT. CHARLIE’S TRAILER -CIRCUS GROUNDS - TWILIGHT (oh swooooooooooooooon)
A mirrored medicine cabinet closes revealing the reflection
of JACOB JANKOWSKI - 23 years old, handsome, full of energy.
JACOB (V.O.): After six years of dissections, castrations, foalings and shoving my arm up a cow’s ass more times than I cared to remember, I was finally going to graduate Cornell in Veterinary Science. I was summa cum laude...ha,ha and the oldest male virgin on campus.
Jacob walks away from the Bank Rep, pulling off his tie and tossing it. He is crying - the reality finally hitting him.
Using foot, knee, chin, elbow and fingernails, he scrapes his way inside the stock car and lies panting...
Blackie holds Jacob out on the edge of the open stock car, as trees slam against the train almost cutting Jacob’s face.
Jacob and another Young Man, WADE, with their shirts off, are shovelling tons of horse manure.
Jacob struggles to shovel LLAMA manure out of the menagerie. He checks his hands - they are blistered and bleeding.
Jacob shovels YAK manure more easily having taped his blistered hands.
Camera angles behind BARBARA - a topless woman on stage alone in front of rows of ogling men - as she maneuvers her breasts in circles flipping the tassels attached to them.. Jacob is paralyzed by the sight of a naked woman.
Jacob shovels ZEBRA manure, no longer affected by the scent.
Approaching the shimmering Marlena, Jacob looks like he’s been shovelling shit all day.
Rex turns and chomps his huge jaw down on Jacob’s arm. JACOB SCREAMS. Jacob slams the cage shut and checks to see if he has an arm.
Kinko reads comic book porn inside a book of Aristotle’s Poetics.
JACOB (CONT'D): You’re a beauty, huh. Skin’s a little dry, you oughta take care of that. First thing you notice about a woman’s age is her skin.
JACOB (CONT'D): Are you flirting with me young lady? I usually like to make the first move...I like to get to know a girl first...take her out. Meet her folks... Of course, aggressive women can be a nice change...
JACOB: I’m not dressed for champagne.
AUGUST (CONT'D): Come on Jacob! It’s customary to sing for your supper!
Jacob joins in to perform with August. August breaks away to dance with Marlena as Jacob sings. They
begin to slow dance, very intimately.
Marlena takes his hands but when Jacob presses closely against her and places his hand against her bare back, he almost swoons.
Blurry-eyed, Jacob staggers back but the others refuse to let him leave. In fact, he is picked up bodily, raised above their heads and transported to Silver Star’s empty stall as Barbara and Nell disrobe him.
JACOB (O.S.) Where are my clothes? I’m not wearing anything underneath this---
(Then:) OH MY GOD...SOMEBODY SHAVED MY...
When Jacob scratches his shaven balls...
They kiss
They sink to the ground
He is smiling like a man who has spent the night having great sex.
BARBARA AND ALL THE GIRLS THROW HALF A DOZEN PIES INTO HIS FACE AND BODY.
Suddenly they hear: Rosie peeing.
JACOB AND AUGUST FIGHT: savagely pounding each other’s faces, crashing against broken plates and spilled gravy, banging their heads viciously against the ground, rolling over each other as they alternately share domination...
Jacob is losing consciousness.
Marlena drinks like a pro.
MARLENA: Jacob...I’m going to have a baby.
WITH A SINGLE BLOW TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD, JACOB IS THROWN INTO BLACKNESS.
WALTER: I don’t know. Your pupils are two different sizes.
TWELVE HORSES AND A GIRAFFE WITH A SPIDER MONKEY ON IT’S NECK...
A BENGAL TIGER FORCES ITSELF BETWEEN A WOMAN’S LEGS, SWEEPING HER TO THE GROUND...
Jacob unleashes a rage and a strength we have yet to see in him, as he beats August without mercy...
Rosie lifts the stake as if it weighs nothing and brings it down onto August, splitting his head in one clean move.
Two monkeys inspecting August’s dead body.
Jacob swallows and nods speechless, smiles and manages to drool.
JACOB: Thank you, Ma’am.
peab ütlema, et skript järgi tundub väga ilus film. aga on muidugi ka animal crueltyt nii et ma ei tea, kas sa suudad seda vaadata. ausaltöelda, elevandi peksmist ei taha isegi vaadata. ka edmundi nimel mitte.
100000000000000000000000000 TIMES BETTER THEN JUSTING BEIBER!!!
aa! jaa jaa jaa!
ohohohohoooooooooooooo
la la laa laa laaa
ohohohohoooooooooooooo
la la laa laa laaa
Nii palju on öelda! 5
aaaah..... njuuuuutz..... great mom..... AND! GRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! NÕIAJAHT ALAKU! YAR SO DEAD, BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!
njah..... mida öelda selle peale? möm?
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