19.3.11
Comedy Club
Situationit mäletad?
A no samas... ega KÕIK ei oskagi nalja teha. Meie sinuga oleme ka kehvapoolsed naljamehed. Mitte nagu mõni...
Videviku uulits
Edmundi koera nimi on KARU
varjupaigast
noh, nüüd küll mees sai su silmis kohe mitu plusspunkti
varjupaigast
noh, nüüd küll mees sai su silmis kohe mitu plusspunkti
Eile oli tvaihardide suurpäev
Rob istus MTVs ja Lenos.
pole veel kumbagi näinud, aga tundub, et highlight on siin:
siin elevant sööb vampiiri. nom nom nom. elevandi nimi on Rosie. ma tahaks teada, kas see on nüüd slap in the face maailma kauneimale naisele või on see kompliment või on see vandi räme solvamine
pole veel kumbagi näinud, aga tundub, et highlight on siin:
siin elevant sööb vampiiri. nom nom nom. elevandi nimi on Rosie. ma tahaks teada, kas see on nüüd slap in the face maailma kauneimale naisele või on see kompliment või on see vandi räme solvamine
18.3.11
Oluline info!
Tvaihard teab KÕIKE!
Need on edmundi lemmikkompud:
ajjjjj, maiasmokk! giggle, giggle...
Need on edmundi lemmikkompud:
ajjjjj, maiasmokk! giggle, giggle...
Värske vampiiripilt
siin juhtus nüüd nii, et edmund tuli puhvetist välja, et emale helistada. seisis pimedas tupiktänavas ja sosistas vaikselt. korraga oli tiim jaakob ta ümber piiranud ja klõpsis pilte. edmundil läks silm hirmust märjaks ja ta kähistas telefoni: "Mom.... help.... me.... I think I'm on a Twicruise... again".
17.3.11
Pole oluline, kes, aga tundub, et oli lõbus pidu!
Which female publicist ruined a friend's birthday party at a New York club last weekend by urinating in the middle of the dance floor, causing guests to slip and fall in the mess?
I work as an associate junior at merryll lynch! And I am grownup! I am!
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Sitaminutid
Mees sõidab rongis ja tema vastas istub väike tüdruk ja loeb.
Mees vaatab tüdrukut ja ütleb talle, et räägime juttu, siis läheb aeg kiiremini.
Väike tüdruk vaatab mehele otsa ja ütleb siis, et ok räägime ja paneb oma raamatu kinni ja küsib siis "Millest sa rääkida tahad?" Mees vastab üleoleva naeratusega näol, et räägime kvantfüüsikast. Tüdruk ütleb, et ok aga enne tahan ma sult ühte asja teada, et kui lammas, lehm ja hobune söövad sama asja - rohtu, siis miks lammas situb pabulaid, lehm kooke ja hobune kuivi keskmise suurusega junne? Mees ütleb, et oi ma ei tea ja vaatab imetlevalt väikest tüdrukut.
Selle peale ütleb väike tüdruk, et kuidas me siis küll kvantfüüsikast rääkida saame kui sa sittagi ei tea?
Mees vaatab tüdrukut ja ütleb talle, et räägime juttu, siis läheb aeg kiiremini.
Väike tüdruk vaatab mehele otsa ja ütleb siis, et ok räägime ja paneb oma raamatu kinni ja küsib siis "Millest sa rääkida tahad?" Mees vastab üleoleva naeratusega näol, et räägime kvantfüüsikast. Tüdruk ütleb, et ok aga enne tahan ma sult ühte asja teada, et kui lammas, lehm ja hobune söövad sama asja - rohtu, siis miks lammas situb pabulaid, lehm kooke ja hobune kuivi keskmise suurusega junne? Mees ütleb, et oi ma ei tea ja vaatab imetlevalt väikest tüdrukut.
Selle peale ütleb väike tüdruk, et kuidas me siis küll kvantfüüsikast rääkida saame kui sa sittagi ei tea?
16.3.11
IMPORTANT
Want Rob Pattinson to answer YOUR question? Submit your questions HERE starting NOW!
Robert Pattinson sits down and answers them! HERE!
Send your questions in comments! Thank you!
Robert Pattinson sits down and answers them! HERE!
Send your questions in comments! Thank you!
TÄHTIS
Want Rob Pattinson to answer YOUR question? Head over to MTV and submit your query starting Friday (March 11) or via Twitter (using @MTVNews/hashtag #AskRob)!
Robert Pattinson sits down for an interview during "MTV First: Robert Pattinson" live stream on March 18 on MTV.com.
Robert Pattinson sits down for an interview during "MTV First: Robert Pattinson" live stream on March 18 on MTV.com.
Värske pilt noorpaariga
tehtud eile ja kanadas ja bla bla bla, aga mulle meeldib kõige rohkem, et tiim bläk on all like "unkhuu, girlfriend, move over, we're here for yar man, bitch!"
edmund ja bella silmamunad
15.3.11
Just a regular night out
Just being close to Pattinson “is the most exciting thing that has happened to me,” said Caldwell, who admits to being an “obsessive member of Team Edward” who already plans to relive Monday by watching her copies of the “Twilight” videos again this week.
Caldwell believed that Pattinson had “bought out the bar” because, “By the time we got there, they were only letting guys into Cricket’s.”
When a Cricket’s employee let it be known that Pattinson planned to leave by the back door shortly before closing, Caldwell said, she didn’t think twice about waiting another hour and a half.
“I was sitting on a gas pipe outside the back door, waiting,” she said, “and right on cue, a white truck rolled down the alley with two (police) cars trailing.”
At 1:50 a.m., Pattinson emerged.
Caldwell recalled, “Girls were running from opposite ends of the alley. After he got in the white truck, girls started jumping on the hood. Some girls tried to hang on to the back.”
Caldwell said that she was able to reach out and touch Pattinson’s arm as he walked from the bar to his getaway vehicle. Just before that, she videotaped his dark exit with her cell phone.
She said her friend was even more excited.
“Caroline got so close that she said she was able to pull out one of his arm hairs,” said Caldwell. “But she lost it in all the excitement.”
Caldwell believed that Pattinson had “bought out the bar” because, “By the time we got there, they were only letting guys into Cricket’s.”
When a Cricket’s employee let it be known that Pattinson planned to leave by the back door shortly before closing, Caldwell said, she didn’t think twice about waiting another hour and a half.
“I was sitting on a gas pipe outside the back door, waiting,” she said, “and right on cue, a white truck rolled down the alley with two (police) cars trailing.”
At 1:50 a.m., Pattinson emerged.
Caldwell recalled, “Girls were running from opposite ends of the alley. After he got in the white truck, girls started jumping on the hood. Some girls tried to hang on to the back.”
Caldwell said that she was able to reach out and touch Pattinson’s arm as he walked from the bar to his getaway vehicle. Just before that, she videotaped his dark exit with her cell phone.
She said her friend was even more excited.
“Caroline got so close that she said she was able to pull out one of his arm hairs,” said Caldwell. “But she lost it in all the excitement.”
14.3.11
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