whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!

Rob isn’t wasting anymore time being single, a shocking report claims that Rob went to a birthday party for a good friend on Sept. 21 and he was all over a girl who he was overheard calling his ‘girlfriend.’

 

The 27-year-old actor was reportedly partying at producer Allan Loeb‘s house and was reportedly seen stealing kisses with a brunette, who had a “girl next door” look to her.

 

tead, kes minu girl next door on? :)

 

 

he showed up around midnight with mystery bruntette and they cuddled all night!

 

“They were cute together,” the source says. “At one point, he was talking to someone and she wandered over and grabbed his hand and pulled him to over to near the pool. Their hands were all over each other!”

This comes right on the heels of Kristen reportedly turning things back on with Rupert Sanders.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

VALETAT! VANKI!

their contract is expired EXPIRED and they might renegotiate..... but she's going to smoke a few bowls (or a few hundred bowls) and think about it

Rünnakuleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

midagi täiesti uut!

kusagil struktuurides on kallutatud jõud

KUS ON??!?!?

ja see värk...

tvailait on surnud, elagu tvailait!

Bella Swan Lena Duchannes on hoopis teistsugune kui kõik, keda Forksi Gatlini väikelinnas eales nähtud, ja ta näeb kõvasti vaeva, et varjata oma võimeid ning needust, mis on tema suguvõsa kummitanud juba mitu põlve.

The medow

Edward Cullenit Ethan Wate’i hakkavad painama unenäod tüdrukust, keda ta pole kunagi kohanud. Kui Bella Lena kolib elama linna kõige kurikuulsamasse häärberisse, kisub mingi arusaamatu jõud teda tüdruku poole....

 Best kiss

The romance of a lifetime, expressed entirely in stares

eelmise posti reaction post

Edward-võimlemine algab nüüd ja kohe!

litsipunaste permanentmarkerijoontega vest

kaader Disney uuest filmist "Fifty Shades of Star Wars aka Edward, I'm your Fairy Godmother"

that cake's my most bestest creation

Twi Hard 5

tsipa kuluma hakkab nali juba, aga ikkagi Ü üritamise eest!

Edward on väljas käimas aka achy breaky heart

Edward käis reedel purjus naistekarjaga väljas ja suhkrupeamäeplakati asemel oli seekord taustaks wild wild west.

The Twilight star was seen 'in good spirits' in a music club which offers 'warm cowgirl hospitality' on Friday night.

Venue patron Julie Demdam tweeted yesterday: 'Awesome night in Ojai. Got to hang with a rowdy bunch of Brits and one of them happened to be Edward'

'He wasn't moping and the girls were definitely just his friend. The girls were drunk and literally danced on the floor.

'The girls were nice. I stood next to them at the bar.

'He wasn't drunk. Just taking in the scene. Smoked next to him outside.' (südamevalu on edwardi jälle suistetama ajanud... neetud naised!)

Edward sõpradega. Vasakult (Rosalie, Tanya, Edward, Alice)

jiiiiihaaaaa!

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to open up my dusty Microsoft Word and write a trilogy about a society of spark vamps who have to beat the safe word out of each other in their capitol's annual Bondage Games

Twilight fanfic writer turned New York Times best-selling author E.L. James is orgasming with her entire body weekly and it's not from reading her own book, that's for fucking sure. It's from reading her bank statement. As each week goes by, E.L. becomes a million dollars richer and she owes it all such beautiful poetry like this:

“Does this mean you’re going to make love to me tonight, Christian?” Holy shit. Did I just say that? His mouth drops open slightly, but he recovers quickly. “No, Anastasia it doesn’t. Firstly, I don’t make love. I fuck… hard. Secondly, there’s a lot more paperwork to do, and thirdly, you don’t yet know what you’re in for. You could still run for the hills. Come, I want to show you my playroom.” My mouth drops open. Fuck hard! Holy shit, that sounds so… hot. But why are we looking at a playroom? I am mystified. “You want to play on your Xbox?” I ask. He laughs, loudly. “No, Anastasia, no Xbox, no Playstation. Come."

And:

“Christian, you had me at the meadow.”

Celebrity Net Worth (via EW) says that thanks to those exquisite words and millions of horny housewives not knowing about something called free online porn have helped E.L. sell over 20 million copies worldwide. E.L. takes 7% of every $14 paperback sold and another 25% of every $10 ebook downloaded. So they crunched those numbers together and figured out that this September she'll get a $20 million check from her publisher.

Robert Pattinson sex tape

KÕRVALE PAI!

ja silmale ka...

 

Elenast saab vampiir

spoiler... spoiler...

krõbeda tasu eest saab meilt koolilõpukõne tellida küll; tuleb classy shit

eesti legend vampiiridest räägib sellest, kuidas Videvik ja Koit koos hollandisse põgenesid, oma kooselu ametlikuks muutsid ja Eha jäi koju, istus köögilaua ääres ja ulgus, et 'ta käis siin ainult saia pärast'

MAIKA JA MULLET! hell yeah...

ja no... käige kanni, meil on siin classy blog. fukk

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osta hämariku särk ära! soodne! moodne!