Thanks Google!

ROBERT PATTINSON, TAYLOR LAUTNER, KRISTEN STEWART and teen fiction.
(Note: That last sentence just earned us 100,000 extra Google hits).

Did you say something about JUSTIN BIEBER and MILEY CYRUS? Tiger Woods mistress? Hmm, I can’t hear you. What was that? Free porn?!?! Free porn. You’re telling me there is free porn out there?!?

Aaaaand we just earned our retirement.

Thanks Google :)