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24.7.12

23.12.11

Valgeid jõule!

Armsad lugejad!

Kuigi meile ei meeldi, et te siin käite (eriti teie, väikesed kriipid mängukoopaelanikud), pole me päris kivist (kuigi Edgar sädeleb kuuvalgel) ning advendiaeg on meid ootuspäraselt tsipa leebemaks muutnud. Seepärast, tibud, soovime teile rahulikku jõuluaega; avage kingitusi ja loodetavasti on seal midagi, mis teile piripottidele rõõmu valmistab, kuigi on selge, et igaühele ei jagu päris ehtsat Jastini piiberit; õgige end lömmi, sest pole midagi lihtsamat kui pärast peldikus näpud kurku ajada. Emmake oma lähedasi ja vaadake American Horror Storyt (Tate´i beebi tapab hooaja lõpus oma lapsehoidja ja Ben puuakse üles). Kes tööl käib, siis: teisipäeval on tööpäev. Ja siin on meie ühiste pingutuste tulemusel valminud jõulukaart:



Rõõmsaid pühi!

Pahbiiriblogipere

13.11.11

Mental Assortii

❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔Mentally Married to Robert Pattinson





7.11.11

oh the humanity

ühesõnaga.... et kõik algusest peale ära rääkida, siis juhtus nii, et üleeile näidati hispaanias filmifestivalil jupike musta materjali Cronenbergi filmist Cosmopolis. kellegil vist filmida ei õnnestunud, aga tõesline tvaihard ei jää kunagi hätta. siin on sekundhaaval lahtikirjutatud, mida ekraanil näha sai:

0.23 Opening bip: COSMOPOLIS (silver font)
0.28 just the limo parked
0.31 Scene with Sarah and Rob (you can see his forehead at 0.32)
0.33 Inside the limo, Rob was on the right, green screen background
0.34 a shot of NYC by night
0.36 the same Sarah and Rob’s scene, he was biting the sausage and then looks at her (0.38)
0.41 Rob standing, then he was riding in the limo "Don't trust the standard models. Think outside the limits."
0.45 Rob and Kevin standing "I want an haircut." (Rob looked pretty dashing)
0.48 Same restaurant scene - Sarah “Do you need an haircut?” Rob "I need anything you can give me."
0.49/0.50 a living glimpse of the first still that Catherine Cronenberg showed us last May (Sarah and Rob on the back of the cab but his mouth was set in a hard line, not smirking like in the picture)
0.57 If I remember correctly, the scene with Binoche, he had no shirt "It's mine if I buy it."
0.59 Rob and Sarah at night, outside of a building, Rob had his jacket off
1.00 Rob on the back of the limo again
1.04 Rob and Kevin (same scene as 0.45) Rob was looking straight ahead while Kevin talked to him
1.06 Curly hair woman making a call but it looked like she was spying something (later she will be naked with Rob)
1.08 Rob in the limo, talking with a woman (not Sara, not Binoche, not curly hair woman, she was younger with straight brown hair)
1.11 Rob - “I’m scared to death”. Limo is already vandalized
1.12 He was watching something on a monitor
1.14 Rob with his head down, back of the limo, sad/scared face “Dying is the scandle…”
1.16 “He’s out there, and he’s off” I think it was Paul
1.20 “Makes me feel free in a way I’ve never known” You can see Rob’s arm, rummaging through a drawer, gun was in there
1.21 Sarah talking to Rob “Afraid to do what?”
1.24 PATTINSON (same font as opening COSMOPOLIS)
1.28 Kevin beating the crap out of Mathieu, Rob was inside the limo
1.30 DON DELILLO
1.34 Rob having sex in the limo (naked chest, naked back, closed eyes with a woman on top, head slamming to the side of the car)
1.36 Rob sitting on a chair, looking at curly hair woman undress, button of his pants is undone
1.37 CRONENBERG
1.40 Same sex scene as 1.36 but Rob looking at curly hair woman who is playing with his tie
1.47 Rob with a psychotic face, facing someone
1.50 exterior scene, Rob without jacket, gun in his hand
1.51 GADON
1.53-57 a bunch of cuts: vandalized limo, rob on the restaurant, kevin watching, rob pointing a gun
2.00 they’re passing by the riot
2.04 Rob surrounded by books
2.06 Kevin worried about Rob’s safety, he was at a table, Rob standing
2.09 Kevin opens fire, Mathieu attacks Rob
2.12 some sort of night club with girls dancing on poles, Rob watching
2.13 GIAMATTI
2.17 “Is there something I don’t know?” Rob was asking Kevin
2.19 Kevin forces a door to open
2.22 Another bit of a sex scene in the limo, Rob without shirt
2.25 NYC on the back
2.26 An alley, Mathiew was there
2.31-34 jump cuts – Rob in the limo, parking lot, vandalized limo, Rob was in a kind of an abandoned storage, someone opens fire
2.35 DURAND
2.39 Rob again in the limo
2.41 Giamatti and Rob talking in the vandalized limo
2.43 12.12.12

ja ma ei tee nalja...

28.8.11

25.8.11

Fännikiri

Dear Sirs,

is it okay if I call U Sirs? 

My actual name is  J..... R.... (nimi kinda muudetud. yeah. dunno...) but I'm thinking about changing it. That's one of the things I want to ask you about. But first before you start thinking who is this crazy grrrl and why is she e-mailing me let me just say I am a HUGE FAN! (That doesn't mean I'm FAT on the countrary I'm quite slim!) I dont know if writers hafe FANS or not but in your case they should! I mean, writing could be considered a talent just like acting or singing. Maybe I could start your FAN CLUB. Except I'd rather keep you to myself for now. (Just kidding!) 

Your posts really make me feel like I get to know the people you write about.

But I bet you're just as interesting yourselves. It's not just the Stars who have fascinating personalities although we might not all be famous! 

Maybe we could meet some time for coffee. I can come to town anytime except for Tues and Thurs nights which are my acting class. 

Oh well guess I have been rambling on enough about me. What about you? E me! 

PS Dont worry, nobody reads my E mails except me, myself and I.



Thanks Jennifer (Oops!)

kuna ma olen hetkel sõnatu, siis vastan selle fotoga endast ja pahbiirist. autogramm lisandub hiljem.



16.8.11

Loosimine!!

Muidu me tavalsielt enne hanukat kingitusi ei jaga, aga kuna viimasel ajal on nõudlus suurenenud, siis teeme väikese vaheloosimise.

Seekord, tibud, läheb loosirattasse paar püksikuid:



kes soovib loosimisel osaleda, jätab oma e-maili ja vanuse commnetitesse või toob sama info meile paberitükil.

Head loosiõnne!

28.7.11

jalakarvad

nagu öeldud, hunnitu meistriteos