Showing posts with label piiber. Show all posts
Showing posts with label piiber. Show all posts

2.11.11

Avalik kiri Mariahilt

Kuna meid kedagi ei huvita, siis palus Debüssi oma lehma lellepoja naabrinaise tütrel Mariahil kirja panna, mis tema ja Piiberi vahel täpselt aset leidis.

Siin see on. Head mälumist!



After waiting for a short period of time with several young women, Justin Bieber appeared and engaged me in conversation. Immediately, it was obvious that we were mutually attracted to one another, and we began to kiss. Shortly thereafter, Justin Bieber suggested that I go with him to a private place where we could be alone. I agreed to go with him and on the walk to a private area, he told me he wanted to make love to me and this was going to be his first time.

After walking away from the other people backstage, Justin Bieber found a place where we could be alone -- a bathroom. We went inside and immediately his personality changed drastically. He began touching me and repeatedly said he wanted to fuck the shit out of me. At the time I asked him to put a condom for protection, but he insisted that he did not want to.

In his own words, he said that because it was his first time he wanted to feel everything. He was on top of me with my legs around him. At the time I was on top of some type of shelf. The sexual intercourse itself was brief, lasting only approximately 30 seconds.




Lubage naerda. Lubate? Tänan!


30 sekundit...

24.8.11

brace yarselves BBs!

meerikamaalt tuleb öwdseid uudiseid!

kuum tükk meest aka maailma võimsaim male hunk piiber on maha jäetud tema uskumatult rumala pruudi selena (kelleks-ta-end-õige-peab??) poolt.

põhjus olla selles, et selena lugenud salaja öösel peldikus piiberi telefonist sõnumeid, mida too vahetas oma ilmselt sõimeaegse sõbranna jasmiiniga, kellega ta esines koos mingis "beebi"-videos.

meie uuriv tiim on saanud salajase operatsiooni käigus (varitsesid kooli kõrval ja kahmasid jasmiinilt ranitsa) enda käsutusse nimetatud tüliõunaks saanud sõnumid:




ma lähen nüüd pakkima, et kolida texasesse jastin piiber wayle, kus hetkel tasuta majasid jagatakse. BAI

11.8.11

ahah..

jahah...




sohoh...

ei, ma ei tea, mida hani selle armadilloga teeb...


ah et pronksist jah...

ahah...


12.7.11

ilmalõpp on tulekul!


real piibri pilte ei saa küll panna klässi blogisse mida külastavad mürsikud, kõurikud ja twicougarid.

12.6.11

Jastin Biiber kaotas

jah, jäi teiseks väike jastin finaalis. kuigi tema kiituseks peab ütlema, et ta tegi tublit tööd. minuasrust näeb välja palju nunnum kui nende selenaga musutamise piltide peal ja justkui laulab ka kohe hulga paremini. tea, kas oli vahepeal häälemurre.... mis on täiesti võimalik, sest ma vaatan, et hambad küll juba vahetuvad



aga rõõmustamiseks on põhjust kuhjaga, sest jastin kaotas MEHELE!



YEAH! HELL YEAH! lähen teen selle peale kohe ühe sarviku.



ja ma loodan, et sel võidul on märgiline tähendus ja THIS IS THE RETURN OF THE MAN

you know.... instead of that.... thing...:



eks tulge nüüd oma stardipüstolitega...

5.6.11

Kaks tilka of the Day 3


kui kohe aru ei saa, siis: piiber oma naise jalga hõõrumas. fyi

Avalik post-it Selena Gomezile




ma ei teagi, kumb jpg jubedam on. igatahes, lõpetage ära. fyi. mina olen vana kooli mees, dresspluusi jalga ei pane ja usun, et kui eluaasta algab 1-ga, siis peab amelema kodus (oma või vanemate voodis), kinos või auto tagaistmel pehmel baikatekil nagu jaan. kes on vanem, aga has some siiriouz clässsss!

11.5.11

I SO needed that




ja see, kes seal slow motioni taga uriseb olen mina.

thank u and good night!

22.3.11

ja see on lihtsalt SAD SAD

A while back, Biebs told a British tabloid that he would want Rob as a wingman because he uses his hair to pick up chicks. Then Justin recently claimed on his U.K. press tour that Pattinson coached him to get gals.

"One day Robert Pattinson came up to me at a party and said, 'For whatever reason, people love our hair and it's always a great ice-breaker with girls,' " Justin is quoted in The People. "He is like, 'Hey my name's Robert. Want to touch my hair?' I thought he was joking, but it really works."

But according to R.Pattz, he has never even met Justin! And he was totally weirded out when he heard J.B. claim he got flirting tips from the Twilight star himself.

When asked about the comments, Rob countered on Friday:

"I've never met this guy. I saw that as well. I was like, 'You're really famous, man—what are you doing? You don't need to use me to make up stories!'"