Uudis

Endel: "I’m having an insane sex drive today. 2012 is starting off nicely …"

uuel aastal... vana hooga...

kellelgi midagi uut ka on?

oh, dats ok then (TM Semiotic)

after me nd eddy finished doing u kno wut, we put are cloths on nd walked back to our hose.

emit nd his gf Kristin wer on da porch talkin' bout football cu emit is manly lyke dat. nd i sed "Hi, kristin, u look viry sedactive 2day" nd she sed "lol thanks"

i was bisecksual so it was ok nd den jaspar ran oot of da hose nd tackled eddy nd scremed "OMG EDWART Y DID U SLEPT WIF ARE MOM? I THOT U LUVED ME ND LIZZIE"
lizzie wuz edwart nd jaspar's gf, dey were all 2gether cuz de are all alos biseckual nd lizzie was ok wiff dat.

"CUZ SHES SECKIII" he sed nd i blushed really red except not cuz im a vamp But den lauren dat blakk vampir cam nd saw jaspar on eddy nd got a huge bone "OMG LAUREN GO AWAY!' scremed kristin nd Lauren ran away to masticate 2 da thots of my two secksii sons doing it,
nd den Carl came outside! nd i was sooooo happy 2 c him cuz i luv him nd he sed "KENDALL, Y WOULD YOU FORNICATE WIF EDWART! I THOT U LUVED ME"
nd edward sed "dunt yell at her! she sayed ur name da hole tyme!"

end carl sed "oh, dats ok then"

nd everything was better,,,

UNTIL JAMS SHOWED UP!

Sexual Chocolate

HEAD UUT AASTAT!

alustagem aastat kultuurselt!

Hi, my name is Kendall Love Cullen nd I am marrid 2 Carl Cullen. Only I get 2 cal him Carl cuz I am his wife. anyway.
One day I was walking throught the forrist in my tiny skin tite black dress wtih torn fishnets and black combant boots and fishnet for my arms and black lip stick and black eyeshadow and I wasn't wearing any pale make up bcuz i'm a vamp nd we don't ahve to wear pale make up because our skin is already pale and beautiful and sparkles in the sun light which warmed my beatiul pale skin as i walked thru da forrist nd drank sum blood that carl gived me nd my black combat boots stopped with eevry step i took.
nd then I saw...Edward!
"OMG" I said "hat are you doing here, Eddy!" i was allowed to call him eddy bcuz hes my son and all becuz im carlo's wife.
Then he started to take of his cloths!
His skin wuz soooo pretty and pale nd he wore dark make up aorund his eyes to bring out their beautiful hazelnut color. his chest was muslly nd well tones I felt myself getting wet YOU KNOW WHERE (A/N Edward isnt her reel son, u sickoes!)
He moved so dast dat i didn't c him takin of my dress nd all of a sudden we were doing it!
i moned in extaci cuz his thingy was so big nd hot nd sparkly.
"oh oh ohhhhhhh carlll!'
i moned my hisbands nam cuz it wud be 2 slutii if i moned some1 els name, u kno?

Kuulujutud

This good-looking young couple will announce their engagement. Their relationship was conceived in the office of their publicist/s, so don’t hold your breath for a wedding. They are already scheduled to break up before the end of next year. While they are both attractive people, one of them is considerably more talented than the other.

ma söön oma mütsi ära, kui üks neist pole Edward ja teine Bella.

on aeg teha omad pakkumised! juba teised tvailaiditeemalised sel lõppeval aastal!

HEAD UUT AASTAT!